"What are you showing off for? Shut up and enjoy yourself, bitch."

Sister, make up your mind — now you want your hands off, and now you're asking me to

It didn't take me long to beg my husband — his employee also has a dick

Sit on your dick and put your ass on it, little lady, or I'll arrest you

Brother, help me out here, because I can't get ready for my midterm because I'm not getting enough of it

The chiromancer didn't see shit, but satisfied the virgin client

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now